This psychic is jailed for false prophecies, but because he is only 4'7" tall and extremely slender, he is able to slip under the bars and make his escape. Newspaper headline the next day? "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"
The psychic is really happy he escaped, and it back in business in a new location. This first customer, however is a plainclothesman who is looking for him. Before the psychic could do anything about it, the plainclothesman hit the psychic with his fist in order to subdue him. The plainclothesman was reprimanded for striking a happy medium.
"In his youth and long before his considerable fame, Roy Rogers used to chase outlaws by riding atop a gigantic rabbit. Although it was perfectly effective transportation, Roy was embarrassed by this deviation from the cowboy-hero norm. He was very sensitive and would fly into a rage at the slightest sign of ridicule. You might say that, at the time, he had a hare Trigger." thanks to - retired psychology professor Lou Lippman
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Oh, yes, I just bet they are!
Speaking of nudist camps, b/c of the warm weather there are several around here. We went by one yesterday, very upscale. A brick wall surrounds it but I know a bit about it b/c I worked w/ a woman who lived there at one time. They have camping, a hotel & apartments. Would you, or have you ever, been to one?